- At least 10% of the women’s first impressions will rely on “hay” or other farm-based puns.
- There will be overalls.
- Chris will wonder if a city-dwelling lady is cut out for farm life.
- One of the women will cite having played “Farmville” as evidence that she’s a good fit.
- The women will think it’s really hot when Chris drives a tractor.
- Someone will get trapped in a corn maze.
- A publicity-crazed drama queen will swear that all she really wants is a simple life in the country.
- Chris and the ladies will be pumped to see some band they seem to think is really, really famous though we’ve never heard of them.
- Chris will play hide-and-go-seek with at least 2 women because it’s his favorite.
- Chris will be super sweet and we’ll all forget that “ees okay” and “besitos” ever happened!
